Baltimore Drivers

There's a traffic jam outside my apartment because the guy who wanted to run into Hop Deli parked on the wrong side of the (1-way, 1-lane) street. True, the other side is still blocked with snow, but are you just an idiot?

How is it that I have to climb a thousand mountains to get to you, but you only have to smile to get to me?

New Ketchup Packets

"If you're often frustrated by the ketchup packets typically used at fast food restaurants, take heart. Heinz says it has a new version shaped like a shallow cup. You can peel off the top for dipping, or tear of the end for squeezing. But here's what may be the best part: the new cup has three times as much ketchup as the traditional packet."

Source: The Associated Press