And use a real template. With a color scheme that doesn't make me want to puke. Thank you, Don McMillan.

Photoshop 1.0 on the iPhone

So cool. Totally useless and ridiculous, but it brings me back to the days of Photoshop 7 in my high school's darkroom.

Version Numbers

The Windows 7 kernel is version 6.1 for "compatibility reasons". The Windows Phone 7 Series is based on the Windows CE 6 kernel. The current generation, Windows Mobile 6.5, is based on Windows CE 5. There are a whole lot of people at Microsoft who apparently can't count.

Optimize the Fireball

From clientsfromhell:

Me: "Ok, we've pushed the site live."

Client: "Why isn't the site #1 on Google yet?"

Me: "We just pushed it live five minutes ago."

Client: "Optimize the fireball."

Me: "I'm sorry? Do you mean the firewall?"

Client: "I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I'm talking about!"

Me: "We'll get right on it."