A few years ago we did a complete analysis of our entire network. Cyber engineers found out that the system is extremely safe and extremely secure in the way it's developed.

— ICBM forces commander Major General Jack Weinstein

This is at least in part due to the fact that 8" floppy disks are involved in launching a nuclear missile.

The story behind the XP wallpaper we'll never forget (by Microsoft)

The church's approach to an intelligent carpenter is usually confined to exhorting him to not be drunk and disorderly in his leisure hours and to come to church on Sundays. What the church should be telling him is this: that the very first demand that his religion makes upon him is that he should make good tables.

— Dorothy Sayers via Tim Keller's "Your Work Matters"