Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

— Douglas Adams

Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently crazy enough to fail hilariously.

— http://xkcd.com/580/ (hovertext)

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Chewbacca finally gets his medal.