And it gets better in the second five minutes.

In fact, I can't load the 'updates' pane at all. Between that, the ugly toolbar, and the unwanted icon in my dock, it's been a terrific first 5-minute experience.

The greatest thing by far is to be a master of metaphor. It is the one thing that cannot be learned from others; it is also a sign of genius, since a good metaphor implies an eye for resemblance.

— From Aristotle's De Poetica. (via Lapidarium)

Polar bears smash spy cams (via BBC)

I've always wondered how they filmed this stuff...

Comcast Bill

My Comcast bill this month contains eight pages of "Important Information" about my cable services, four ad slices, a pay-per-view booklet, and a return envelope with an ad on the back. They're obviously overcharging me for Internet if they can afford to mail all this stuff that doesn't affect me and the service I have.